Bumps & Scratches...

...on a bus.

And what's so special about this bus? I was on it.

How did it happen? I don't know. We were perfectly fine until we turned a corner.

Were there other bumps and scratches around? Yes, the car my bus bumped into.

Was anyone hurt? No other bumps and scratches were found apart from the 2 vehicles that gave each other bumps and scratches.

What a relief! Aren't you glad you're ok? Yes, and that I still managed to get to work on time was good too.

*beep*

News report ends.